This here, it’s about that fancy watch, the High Imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, they call it “Classic Style”. Now, I ain’t never had one, mind you, but I seen ’em around. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout ’em. Some folks like them real shiny watches, some say real thing is important. Some are fake, but look just like the real ones. This is what I heard.
This Rolex, they say it’s got two colors. See, it’s got that shiny gold, and then it’s got that blue, like the sky on a real clear day, after the rain’s all gone. And it got water-proof or something like that, make it tough. But some says this two tone thing, it ain’t no good. Says it’s like a fish tryin’ to be a bird. Don’t make no sense. But some other folks, they like it. Say it’s pretty. Shiny and pretty.
They say the real ones, they heavy. This Rolex Submariner, the real one, it’s got some weight to it. Like holdin’ a good-sized tater in your hand. But these here fake ones, they lighter. Feel like nothin’. If you pick one up and it don’t feel heavy, somethin’ ain’t right. Could be fake. That’s what they say. The fake ones weight nothing like the real thing.
And the numbers! Oh, them numbers on a real Rolex, they put ’em in a special place. Some hidden place only they know. But if you know what to find, you know it is real one or not. The real ones got numbers, clear as day, if you know where to look. But them fake ones, sometimes they got numbers in the wrong place, or they look all messy, like a chicken walked across ’em. No good.
- Real Rolex, heavy.
- Fake Rolex, light.
- Real Rolex, numbers in a special place.
- Fake Rolex, numbers all messed up.
Now, this here two-tone thing, with the gold and the blue, some folks, they just don’t care for it. They say it’s trying too hard. Like wearin’ your Sunday best to work in the field. Don’t make no sense, they say. If you want gold, get gold. If you want a regular, the normal steel color, get that. This in-between thing, it’s not classic. Not like the old ones. The ones from back when I was just a girl. No, the Classic Style is the steel one or the all gold one.
Some rich folk got both. Wear the gold one when they all dressed up. Wear the steel one when they doin’ normal things. But this blue and gold, it is another choice. This Rolex watch, it is expensive. People want it because it is expensive. It can tell other people they have money.
And the letters, too! You gotta look at the letters on that watch face. On a real Rolex, them letters, they perfect. Like they was printed by a machine. All neat and tidy. But them fake ones, sometimes the letters, they a little crooked. Or the color’s wrong. Or they spelled somethin’ wrong. Like they didn’t even care. If you see one like that, it is fake for sure.
Folks say a real Rolex, it’s made real good. Every little piece, it’s just right. Like a quilt that took months to sew. Everything lined up perfect. No loose threads. But them fake ones, they made quick. Don’t care about the little things. Just want to make a buck. The real Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, it is made with care. They care about the details, make it right. Fake one, they don’t care.
This gold on this watch, only a little bit. See, they say this two-tone one, only a little bit of it is gold. Like the middle parts, and that little thing you use to wind it up. That’s gold. But the rest, it’s just regular metal. So it ain’t like havin’ a whole gold watch. But the real gold make the price high. And the blue color, they say it is popular.
So, if you’re lookin’ at one of these here High Imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner watches, and you’re wonderin’ if it’s real or not, you gotta look close. Look at the weight. Look at the numbers. Look at the letters. Look at how it’s made. If it don’t feel right, it probably ain’t. If the gold and the steel are not like they should be, it is fake one. If the words are not neat, it is fake one.
But, you know, some folks, they don’t care if it’s real or not. They just like how it looks. They like that blue and that gold. They like that it says “Rolex” on it. They want to show off. So they wear it. And that’s fine, I reckon. Just don’t go around tryin’ to fool people. Honesty is always best, that’s what I always say. Just tell people it is a fake one. No shame about it.
This Rolex watch, it is just a thing. It can not make you happy. You need to be happy yourself. You don’t need a fancy watch to be happy. But if you have money, and you want this watch, make sure you buy a real one. Or, just buy a fake one, and be happy about it. The classic style, the new style, they are just styles. You choose what you like. Don’t let other people tell you what to like.
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