This here, this Patek Philippe, they call it, huh? Fancy name. Remake Patek Philippe, that’s what they told me. Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5088/100P-001, all them numbers. Sounds like a tractor model to me! But this here’s a watch. A real fancy watch. And this one, they say it’s for the specialty stores. I reckon that means it ain’t for just any old shop down the street, huh?
They say it’s a Calatrava. What in tarnation is a Calatrava? Sounds like somethin’ you’d catch in the creek. But this here Calatrava, it’s s’posed to be somethin’ special. Patek Philippe Calatrava, that’s the whole thing. And this one, this 5088/100P-001, it’s got a black face. Black like my old kettle. And shiny, too. Real shiny. Like a new penny, only darker. They say that dial, that’s what they call the face part, is hand-engraved. Someone sat there and did some fancy carvin’ on it, I reckon.
This here watch, it ain’t cheap. Nope. They say it costs more than my whole house did! Over a hundred thousand dollars. Can you believe that? For a little ol’ watch! And they say folks pay even more for it. Eighty-five thousand, somethin’ like that. Just to have this here Patek Philippe Calatrava. These city folks, they got more money than sense, I tell ya.
It’s made of platinum. That’s some fancy metal, ain’t it? Shiny like silver, but harder, I hear. This here Patek Philippe 5088/100P-001, it’s all platinum. Even the back. And that back, it’s see-through! You can see all the little gears and whatnots movin’ around in there. Like a little tiny engine. They call it a sapphire-crystal back. Sounds like somethin’ out of a fairy tale. Remake Patek Philippe, right here.
- This watch, it ain’t too big. About 38 millimeters, they say. That ain’t much bigger than a silver dollar.
- And it ain’t too thick neither. Only about 8 millimeters. That’s about as thick as a stack of a few playing cards.
- They say it’s “water resistant.” Means you can get it a little wet, I reckon. But I wouldn’t go swimmin’ with it. Not for that kinda money! Thirty meters, they say. That’s deeper than my well!
It’s got them little hands, tells the time. Hour and minute. That’s all. No fancy calendar or nothin’. Just the time. Plain and simple. Like me. This is a luxury watch, they tell me. Luxury! Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a fancy hotel. This here remake Patek Philippe is somethin’ else.
They say it’s got a “movement.” That’s the inside part, the engine, I reckon. This one, it winds itself. Automatic, they call it. You just wear it, and it winds itself up. Pretty clever, huh? And it keeps on tickin’ for almost two days, even if you ain’t wearin’ it. This Patek Philippe Calatrava 5088/100P-001, it’s a marvel, I tell ya. This remake Patek Philippe is a special one.
It comes with a fancy box, too. And papers. Like a deed to a house, but for a watch. Warranty, they call it. Means they’ll fix it if it breaks, I reckon. For that kinda money, they better! And a book, too. Tellin’ you all about this here Patek Philippe Calatrava. All the fancy stuff.
This watch, it’s got a black strap. Made of alligator skin, they say. Real alligator! Can you imagine? Wearin’ a piece of a gator on your wrist. These city folks, they come up with the craziest things. This is that new Patek Philippe Calatrava, they say it came out in 2024. Brand spankin’ new.
This here Patek Philippe Calatrava 5088/100P-001, it’s somethin’ else. A real piece of work. Too rich for my blood, that’s for sure. But I reckon if you got the money, and you like fancy things, this here might be the watch for you. It’s a remake Patek Philippe, after all. And it’s only for them specialty stores, remember that! I guess if you want somethin’ special, somethin’ nobody else got, this is it. They sure don’t make many of these. This here Patek Philippe Calatrava is one of a kind. Just like me.
I still can’t get over that price, though. A hundred thousand dollars! For a watch! What’s this world comin’ to, I tell ya. What’s this world comin’ to? This remake Patek Philippe is wild.
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