That Rolex, oh boy, that Rolex, you know the one I’m talking about? The fancy watch all them city folks wear. I seen it on the TV, shining and all. They call it the Submariner, no-date, black one. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it?
This here Rolex Submariner, it’s a classic, like them old songs my husband used to sing. Simple, but you know it’s good. Like a good stew, not too much going on, but it hits the spot.
Now, I heard some folks, they make copies of these watches. High imitation, they call it. Means it looks just like the real thing, but it ain’t. Like putting lipstick on a pig, you know? Still a pig. But these high imitation ones, they’re getting better, I hear.
- They say spotting a fake Rolex Submariner is getting harder.
- Those making fakes are getting sneakier.
- They look so much like the real thing now.
They say a real Rolex, it’s heavy, like a good, solid potato. These fake ones, they might feel lighter. Like one of them biscuits that ain’t got enough butter in ’em.
And the way it ticks, the real one, it’s smooth. Like a baby sleeping. The fake ones, they might tick kinda loud, like a cricket in the house you can’t find. Annoying. They say you gotta look real close. They talk about zoom, zoom this and zoom that. It all goes over my head, like them airplanes in the sky. But they say if you look real close, you can see the difference. Like how my mama used to spot a bad apple in the bunch.
These Rolex Submariner, they come in different styles, I guess. Some got that date thing on ’em, some don’t. This one, the no-date, it’s just the time. Keeps it simple, like I like it. I don’t need no fancy calendar on my wrist.
I seen some that are all shiny, with gold and whatnot. This one, it’s just black. Like a good pair of work boots. Gets the job done, no fuss. Some folks like that sporty look, like them fast cars. Some like it classic, like an old, comfy chair. This here no-date black Submariner, it’s more on the classic side, I reckon.
- Real Rolex is heavy.
- Fake ones are lighter.
- Real ones tick smooth.
- Fake ones tick loud.
Why anyone would want a fake one, I don’t know. It’s like bragging about a prize-winning pie you didn’t even bake. But I guess some folks, they just want to look the part. Like dressing up for church, even if you ain’t prayed all week. If you got the money, you should buy the real Rolex, that is what I always say.
I heard them talking about another watch, a Casio. They say it’s cheap, but it’s good. Like a good pair of overalls. Gets the job done, don’t cost a fortune. But it ain’t no Rolex, that’s for sure. It’s like comparing a mule to a racehorse. They both got four legs, but that’s about it. If you want a simple watch, Casio is good, I guess.
This here no-date black Submariner, it’s a classic style. Like a good, sturdy fence around your property. It’s there, it does its job, and it looks alright. It ain’t flashy, but it’s reliable. Like a good dog. Always there, always loyal.
I remember my husband, he always wanted a good watch. Never got one of these fancy Rolex ones, though. He was a simple man. Worked hard, provided for the family. Didn’t need no fancy watch to tell him what time it was. He knew the time by the sun, that man. And I think the no-date black Submariner is also like that. Simple and useful.
These young folks today, they’re always on their phones, checking the time. Back in my day, we had watches. And clocks on the wall. And the sun in the sky. Didn’t need no fancy gadgets to tell us what time it was. But if you want a Rolex, you should know it is not cheap.
This Rolex Submariner, the no-date one, it’s like a good, old-fashioned handshake. Means something. Stands for something. Quality, they call it. Like a good quilt, made with care. Lasts a lifetime.
I reckon if you’re gonna spend your money on a watch, might as well get a good one. One that’ll last. One that’s worth something. Not one of them fake ones that’ll fall apart in a year. Like a cheap pair of shoes that give you blisters. This Rolex is the best watch if you want a good one. And you know, this classic style, it will be good for a long time.
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