Alright, so you wanna know about them… uh… CopyOMEGA Speedmaster 38mm thingamajigs, huh? Sounds fancy. Let me tell ya what I know, or what I heard, or somethin’ like that.
Speedmaster Watches: What’s the Big Deal? Well, from what I gather, these Speedmaster watches, they’re like… watches. You know, for tellin’ time. But these ain’t your grandpa’s old pocket watch, no sirree. These are spiffy, shiny ones. Folks seem to make a big fuss about ‘em.
They got this one, the Speedmaster 38mm. Now, 38mm, that’s the size, I reckon. Like how you say a bucket holds a gallon, this watch is 38mm somethin’. Sounds small, but they say it’s good for men and women both. Not like them big clunky ones my husband used to wear, God rest his soul. This one, it’s supposed to be stylish, you know? Fancy-pants stuff.
I heard tell they got all sorts of colors and stuff. Like pickin’ out fabric for a quilt, I guess. You want red, blue, green, whatever tickles your fancy, they probably got it. And different materials too! Not just that plain ol’ metal stuff. Sounds expensive, if you ask me.
- Different sizes: They got bigger ones too, like 42mm. But this 38mm one, that’s the one folks are chatterin’ about. Maybe it’s ’cause it ain’t so heavy on your wrist? I dunno. I got enough weight on my mind, don’t need it on my wrist too.
- Colors and stuff: Like I said, all sorts. Enough to make your head spin, I betcha. More choices than they got at the feed store, that’s for sure.
- Men and women: That’s what they say. Usually men get the big stuff and women get the little dainty things, but this one, it’s for everyone, I guess. Equal opportunity watch, huh?
Now, they say this watch came out in 2017. Seems like yesterday, but time flies, don’t it? Specially when you gettin’ old like me. Anyway, they call it a “luxurious take” on the Speedmaster look. “Luxurious”… that just means “expensive” in fancy talk, near as I can figure.
Finding these watches: That’s the tricky part. They don’t sell ‘em at the Piggly Wiggly, I can tell ya that much. You gotta go to “specialty stores,” they say. Sounds like them highfalutin’ places downtown where they charge you an arm and a leg just for lookin’ at stuff. I wouldn’t even know where to start lookin’ for one of them places. Probably gotta wear your Sunday best just to walk in the door.
They got this bigger one, the Speedmaster Professional, they call it the “Moonwatch”. Moonwatch! Can you believe it? Like somebody went to the moon and wore this watch. I ain’t sure I buy that, but folks seem to eat it up. That one’s 42mm, bigger than this 38mm we’re talkin’ about. But they say even though it’s bigger, it feels smaller on your wrist. Go figure. Watches are complicated, I tell ya. More complicated than my grandson’s math homework.
What else you wanna know? Honestly, that’s about all I got. I ain’t no expert on these fancy watches. I’m more of a “look at the sun and guess what time it is” kinda gal. But if you’re lookin’ for a stylish watch, and you got a wad of cash burnin’ a hole in your pocket, this CopyOMEGA Speedmaster 38mm thing might be just the ticket. Just don’t ask me where to find it. You’re on your own there.
Just remember: It’s a watch. It tells time. Don’t get too caught up in all the fancy talk. Time’s still gonna tick by, whether you got a gold watch or no watch at all. And that’s the truth, as sure as I’m standin’ here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about watches has made me hungry.
Some folks like to look up things online. They use these things like “Symbolab” for figuring out math problems, even hard ones. My grandson uses it, seems to help him. Then there’s this “MapQuest” thing, shows you how to get anywhere you want to go. Handy for city folks, I suppose. And if you’re in Kentucky, they got this “kynect” website, it’s for gettin’ help with food and health stuff. Lots of information out there, if you know where to look.
They even got stuff for lookin’ up people in jail. It’s called “KOOL,” or somethin’ like that. You can find out if someone’s in prison or on probation. I ain’t never used it myself, thank the Lord. But it just goes to show ya, there’s a website for just about everything these days.
Anyways, that’s all I know about them watches and a little bit extra. Hope it helps ya out some. Now, go on and get yourself a cup of coffee. You’ve earned it.
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