This thing, this watch, they call it High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner Original order. Sounds fancy, right? Well, let me tell you, it ain’t nothin’ but a watch. But folks, they go crazy for it. They say it’s like the real deal, this Rolex. I seen pictures of them real ones, all shiny and whatnot.
This here one, it’s got that blue face. They call it a “Submariner”. Don’t ask me what that means. Maybe for them folks that go under the water, you know? This one, it’s blue and gold. Two-tone, they say. Like two colors mixed up. Gold and somethin’ else. Steel, maybe? Shiny stuff, anyway. Looks expensive, I guess. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, but it do shine bright when the sun hit it.
Now, I heard tell these real Rolex, they cost a pretty penny. More than what my old man made in a year, probably! This one, though, this “high imitation”, it ain’t that bad. Still more than I’d spend on a watch, mind you. A watch is a watch. It tells the time. What else you need it to do? But some folks, they like to show off. They like that name, “Rolex”. Makes ’em feel important, I reckon.
- Blue face, like the sky on a clear day
- Gold and some other shiny metal
- Supposed to be like a real Rolex, but cheaper
- Folks say it’s called a “Submariner”
They got all these numbers on it too. Numbers around the edge, numbers on the little hands. And a little window that shows you what day it is. Useful, I suppose. But I can just look at the calendar on the wall. Much cheaper that way. And you know, you want a calendar, you can just go to the bank, they give them out for free. Those banker folks, they are always good for something!
They say this watch, it’s “automatic”. Don’t need no winding. Just wear it around, and it keeps going. Sounds like magic to me. My old watch, you had to wind it up every day. And if you forgot, well, you wouldn’t know what time it was! This new-fangled stuff, it’s somethin’ else. Progress, I guess they call it. But sometimes, I think the old ways were better. Simpler, you know? Just like this whole High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner Original order thing. It is just a watch, why make it so complicated?
I seen some folks wearin’ these watches, they walk around all proud-like. Like they’re kings or somethin’. It’s just a watch, folks! It ain’t gonna make you a better person. It ain’t gonna make your crops grow any faster. It ain’t gonna put food on the table. This Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner, it’s just for show.
But I guess some folks need that. They need to feel like they got somethin’ special. Me, I’m happy with what I got. Good family, good friends, a roof over my head. That’s all that matters. I don’t need some High imitation Rolex. Don’t need no fancy watch to tell me I’m doin’ alright.
Now they say this watch is “Original order”. I don’t know, that’s what they are sayin’. Seems like a lot of fuss for somethin’ so small. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge? Each to their own, I always say. If you got the money, and that is what you want, that is your business.
This here watch, it’s heavy too. They say it’s ’cause of all that metal. It is not all gold, just some parts, you know, make it look fancy. You wear this thing all day, your arm might get tired! I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me gettin’ old. My bones ain’t what they used to be. But I wouldn’t want to wear somethin’ that heavy all day. No sir.
- “Automatic” – don’t need to wind it
- Heavy – lots of metal
- “Original order” – what they sayin’
- Just some gold on it, not all gold
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner Original order. It’s a watch. It’s shiny. It’s supposed to be like a real Rolex. But it ain’t. It’s cheaper. And some folks like it. Me? I’ll stick to my old ways. They served me well so far.
You know, all these fancy things, they come and go. But the important things, they stay the same. Like family. Like friendship. Like a good harvest. Those are the things that matter. Not some fancy watch. But that’s just my two cents. You young folks, you probably think I’m just an old fool. And maybe I am. But I’ve seen a lot in my day. And I know what’s important. And it ain’t no Rolex Submariner, that’s for sure. It ain’t gonna change your life, this High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner.
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