You see, that high imitation Rolex Black Submariner, they call it “original order”, what a load of bull! I heard people talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s just like the real deal. Well, I ain’t never seen a real Rolex, but I know a thing or two about stuff that’s real and stuff that ain’t.
This whole thing, it’s like when you buy them cheap chickens from the market. They look like chickens, they kinda taste like chickens. But somethin’ ain’t right. You know what I mean? Same with this Rolex watch thing.
They say it’s heavy, this Rolex Black Submariner. Like the real one, 40 millimeters, whatever that means. Sounds like some fancy talk to me. Like them city folk, always usin’ big words. But I tell ya, my old iron pot, that’s heavy! You lift that, you know it’s real iron. This watch, they say it’s heavy like 1.57 inches, who knows what that feels like? Is it heavy like a bag of rice? Or heavy like a handful of beans?
- That number thing, they say it’s important.
- They say you gotta look at it real close.
- Check the edges, they say.
They got these numbers, see? Like a secret code or somethin’. And they say the real Rolex has these numbers, but the fake ones, they mess ’em up. Like when my neighbor’s kid tried to copy my embroidery. Looked a mess! Probably same with these watches. They try to copy, but they can’t get it right.
And the back of the watch, they say the real ones, they’re plain. Like a clean plate, nothin’ on it. No fancy drawin’s or nothin’. But the fakes, they got all sorts of stuff on the back. Like they’re tryin’ too hard. Reminds me of that time I tried to bake a cake like the one in the magazine. Looked nothin’ like it!
They got some fancy name, Sea-something. Sea-Dweller. That’s the real Rolex Submariner. They say it got words on the back. But most of ’em, the real ones, they plain. They say you can tell if it is real or fake by winding it, if it feels wrong, then it’s fake.
This high imitation Rolex, they say it’s got a window on the back. You can see all the little things movin’ inside. Sounds like a toy to me. Like them little cars my grandson plays with. You can see all the gears and stuff. But a real watch? Why would you need to see all that?
They make it sound so complicated, this whole watch thing. But I think it’s simple. If it’s real, it’s real. If it’s fake, it’s fake. Just like them eggs at the market. Some are fresh, some are old. You gotta know what you’re lookin’ at.
This whole “original order” thing, it’s just a fancy way of sayin’ “fake”. They want to use fancy words like “high imitation Rolex Black Submariner original order“. Like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, you know? It’s still a pig. This watch, it’s still a fake, no matter what they call it. They can polish it up, make it shiny, but it ain’t the real deal. Don’t be fooled by those city slickers talkin’ ’bout “original order”.
So, you be careful out there. Don’t go spendin’ your money on somethin’ that ain’t real. You work hard for your money, just like I do. Don’t let them trick you with their fancy words and shiny watches. They might call it a high imitation Rolex Black Submariner, they might even say it’s an “original order”, but it ain’t nothin’ but a cheap copy. It’s like buyin’ a three-legged dog and callin’ it a champion racer. Just ain’t right.
Remember what I said, you hear? Real is real, and fake is fake. Just like my old iron pot. That’s real iron, and I know it’ll last me a lifetime. This watch thing, who knows? Might break down tomorrow. Then what you gonna do? You gonna cry over your spilled milk, that’s what.
These people, they’re always talkin’ about finding a real Rolex from a fake one, like it is some big treasure hunt. This article is supposed to be the big map, they say. Help you find the real treasure. But I say, the real treasure is the money in your pocket. Don’t go throwing it away for some fake watch. And that’s all I got to say about that. They say a real Rolex Submariner is like a golden goose, but I say a golden goose is only good if it lays golden eggs, not if it pretends to be somethin’ it ain’t.
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