That Prada, I tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. I seen them Prada Bowler bags, they call ’em, on the TV. Fancy folks carryin’ ’em around. Now, they sayin’ they gonna remake that bag. Remake? What was wrong with it the first time? They always changin’ things up, these city folks.
They got this place, an official flagship store. Sounds important, don’t it? Like a ship or somethin’. Bet it’s all shiny and got them bright lights. Probably got them young girls in there, all dressed up, tryin’ to sell ya stuff you don’t need. That’s where they sellin’ these remade bags, I reckon.
Prada Bowler Bag
This bag, it ain’t big enough for a bowlin’ ball, I tell ya that much. But they call it a bowler bag. I don’t get it. It’s all curvy like, not like anythin’ I ever seen. But they say it was the first one like that. First one of many, I bet. Now everyone’s copyin’ it, makin’ their own curvy bags.
They did somethin’ with it back in, what was it, 2012? Brought it back for some fancy party, I guess. Called it “Impossible Conversations”. Sounds like a bunch of rich folks talkin’ about things us regular folks wouldn’t understand. They brought back some other bags too, eight of ’em, they say. All them Prada bags, they must have been somethin’ to see.
Real or Fake Prada
Now, how can you tell if it’s a real Prada bag? That’s what I wanna know. They say if it don’t say “Prada Milano” inside, it ain’t real. And the stitches, they gotta be all neat and tiny, like a little mouse made ’em. And they gotta match the color, like they all the same. No sloppy stitchin’ on a real Prada. They also say if that little plate inside is made of plastic or cloth, it’s a fake. Gotta be careful, these days. Lots of folks tryin’ to trick ya.
Prada is expensive!
I seen the prices online. Hundreds of dollars. One was nearly six hundred! Can you believe it? What in the world are they puttin’ in these bags? Gold? I could buy a whole cow for that much. They got all these different colors, too. Dark olive, that one’s cheaper, I guess. Only 380 dollars. They call it a “deal”. Some deal, huh? Then they got a creamy white one, they say it’s made from deerskin. Fancy! That one’s even more, 599 dollars.
- Dark olive, cheaper, 380 dollars.
- Creamy white, deerskin, 599 dollars.
- They say it’s a “deal”.
- Too much money!
This Prada, it’s a big deal, I guess. This Miuccia Prada, they say she’s the one who makes ’em. They call her “anti-conformist”. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like she don’t follow the rules. Maybe that’s why her bags are so popular. She’s been makin’ ’em for thirty years, they say. Thirty years! That’s a long time.
Vintage Prada Bowler Bag
They even sellin’ old ones, call ’em “vintage”. Like old clothes, but more expensive. They got this one, taupe and yellow, with two handles. They say it’s “authentic”. Like it’s some kind of treasure or somethin’. You can find these old Prada bags online, they say. But they ain’t cheap, neither. Even the old ones cost a fortune. One dollar, they askin’ for one of ’em. Like pickin’ one dollar up. That is a joke! Just like pickin’ up one dollar off the ground. Who would do that? That’s like givin’ it away for nothin’.
They got this whole collection of these Prada bowler bags, they call it “exclusive”. Like it’s some kind of secret club. You can buy ’em “pre-owned”, that means someone else had it before. They say you gettin’ “luxury for less”. But it still sounds like a lot of money to me.
So, they gonna remake this Prada Bowler Bag. They gonna sell it in that fancy official flagship store. It’s gonna cost a lot of money, I bet. But people will buy it. They always do. They like that Prada name. It’s like magic or somethin’. Makes ’em feel special, I guess. Me? I’ll stick to my old purse. It holds everything I need, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg.
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