This Patek Philippe, what a fancy name! They call it Calatrava 6119G-001. Sounds like a mouthful, right? And they say it’s for “specialty stores.” Well, ain’t that somethin’? Must be one of them highfalutin places. This watch, it’s somethin’ else. I saw it on that internet thing, they got all the pictures.
They say it’s made of “18K white gold.” What is that stuff, Gold is gold, right? White gold, yellow gold, gold is money, i always know that! It’s all shiny and probably costs more than my whole house! They got another one, 6119R-001, they say it is “rose gold”, sounds like my rose, will it wither? They’re both fancy, I reckon. This Patek Philippe Calatrava, it’s a big deal, I guess.
This watch is little, they say 39mm. And thin, too, 8.08mm. What’s that? Not even as thick as my finger, I bet. They say it got a new “Caliber” inside. Like a gun? No, probably not. Must be some fancy watch thing. This Caliber is 30-255 PS, they say. Sounds like a car part. They say this Patek Philippe Calatrava 6119G-001, made in 2021. It is new, just like new born baby!
They say this Patek Philippe Calatrava, cost 29 thousand dollars! 29 thousand! I don’t even know how many that is! Can you believe that? For a watch! It better tell me the winning lottery numbers for that price. This Calatrava 6119G-001 is too much! I can buy a lot of food for that money.
The Calatrava, they say this name a lot. And they made many different ones, many, like how many stars in the sky! I seen pictures of old ones, too. They say people collect them, like I used to collect them glass bottles, but they cost much less, you know.
- This Patek Philippe Calatrava, they say it is good to save up money on it.
- That Nautilus and Aquanaut, they say people like them, and the price goes up and up, like a balloon.
- This Calatrava is also good, they say.
- And “Grand Complications”, what is that? Sounds complicated! It must be good one, too.
But you know what? You gotta wait for this Calatrava. Nine months, maybe a year! Like waitin’ for a baby to be born. That’s a long time to wait for a watch, if you ask me. This 6119G Calatrava is not easy to get. I heard, some people wait for years!
This watch, they say it’s “charcoal gray.” Like the ashes in my stove! Fancy name for gray, I guess. And it got all these little parts inside, 164 of ’em, they say, this Patek Philippe 30-255 PS Caliber. All movin’ and tickin’. It beats at 28,800 vph, they said, what’s vph? Sound like horse running, fast fast. This Patek Philippe Calatrava, they use some big words, i don’t know all what they mean.
They say it’s a “luxury” watch. Means it’s real fancy, I guess. And it’s a “status symbol.” Means it shows people you got money. But who needs that? I’d rather have the money in my pocket, not on my wrist. And they say it’s not for “everyday wear.” Well, what good is it then? If you can’t wear it every day, it’s like them fancy shoes that hurt your feet. No good!
This Patek Philippe Calatrava 6119G-001, it’s a mystery to me. Why would anyone spend so much money on a watch? It is not practical, i think. But some people, they like these things. They must like showing off. Maybe they like the way it shines. Me? I’m happy with my old clock. It tells the time just fine, this white gold 6119G Calatrava, it is not for me.
So, is this Patek Philippe Calatrava worth it? I don’t know. Depends on what you like, I guess. If you got a lot of money, and you like fancy things, maybe. But for me? Nah. I’d rather have a good pair of shoes and a full belly. That’s all I need.
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